Colleen Ballinger Quotes

You don't want to see me dance. That's not a pretty thing. Trust me.

I'm a pretty goofy person. I'm an awkward dancer, for instance, and a terrible singer.

I'm a terrible dancer.

'Drekitude' is the lowest point in the lowest ebb. It could be your look. It could be your shoes. It could be that you're standing wrong. 'Drek' is a total, total, total hot mess.

I'm a fang-toothed, blob-nosed, slouchy slob.

I was everything an R&B singer wasn't. I wasn't in shape. I wasn't a pretty boy.

I am a bad dancer.

Men, even when alone, lighten their labors by song, however rude it may be.

Growing up, I was the plain one. I had no style. I was the tough kid with the comb in the back pocket and the feathered hair.

I'm the least sexy person in real life.

I was not an attractive child.

A person with grace is somebody who's socially graceful or is a classy person, but sometimes you just feel the opposite of that, and you just feel like a jerk and a loser and a weirdo.

My forte is awkwardness.

I don't get hit on enough.

Not getting girls is the story of my life. I have always had a bit of a tough time with the ladies. I don't know whether it's that I don't have game or just don't feel comfortable in my own skin, but females pick up on that.

For a long time, I did feel aware that I wasn't pretty or bubbly enough. Nor was I sexy-looking.

I am not graceful.

I thought last week's game was ugly and this was even uglier.

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

I didn't feel very attractive as a child and actually I wasn't.

The women who don't feel that people think they're sexy are the ones who seem to titillate in that way, because they don't feel like they're getting that kind of approval.

I've never been the sexy or the cute girl.

That's the ugliest thing I ever saw.

Angus is a pretty crappy name.

There are girls who find the giant beard 'gross' and 'creepy.' I know because they tell me.