Alice Eve Quotes

Guys are so visual.

It's not being superficial, but looks do attract me from across the gym.

Anyone that says looks don't count is lying. Of course they do. Even babies go to the attractive face. It's the way humans work.

I married her just because she looks like you.

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

It was nice that you guys have such a good sense of humor, because some people don't have the ability to laugh at something.

A joke isn't a joke until someone laughs.

The trouble with you people is that you don't laugh enough.

When we laugh we temporarily give ourselves over to the person who makes us laugh.

You don't have to underestimate your audience anymore. They'd actually like to laugh a little bit. So, the character came to me and once it's got its grips in you, there's nowhere to go.

It requires but little acquaintance with the heart to know that woman's first wish is to be handsome; and that, consequently, the readiest method of obtaining her kindness is to praise her beauty.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

Americans no longer talk to each other, they entertain each other. They do not exchange ideas, they exchange images. They do not argue with propositions; they argue with good looks, celebrities and comercials.

It doesn't matter if you feel sexy if you don't look sexy.

I'm a John Denver freak, and I don't give a sh*t that he looks like a f***ing turkey.

Few women care what a man looks like, and a good thing too.

I hate losing laughs; they're rare things.

I agree that someone falling down is really funny, and I can go on YouTube and watch people falling. It makes me laugh.

The girls that I grew up with, and my friends and I, we just never had interests in common. I loved comedy. I loved Saturday Night Live, Gilda Radner, Lucille Ball, and Goldie Hawn movies. I just wanted to laugh. I liked women in comedy, and I liked male comics as I got a little older. My interests just never matched up with other girls'.

I enjoy watching a woman with really bad teeth and a good sense of humor struggling to use her lips and tongue to hide her teeth when she's laughing. I just stand there and tell her joke after joke after joke.

I don't want to be younger, I just want to look it.

I can't say whether we had more wit among us now than usual, but I am certain we had more laughing, which answered the end as well.

What? You don't think he's cute?" "I didn't really notice." "How can you not notice when a guy is cute?" Melody stared at her in disbelief.

Who's gonna love you when your looks are gone?

Gaming, women, and wine, while they laugh they make men pine.