Jacob Zuma Quotes

Joe Kennedy is one of the biggest crooks who ever lived.

An honest man is all right even if he's an idiot...but a crook must have brains.

Well, I'm not a crook.

Shew me a lyer, and I'le shew thee a theefe.

I wasn't angry the night I shot him.

… a lying crook in the Presidency

Although my mother and father were both completely legit, it was all around me, this crime and licentiousness.

Crime, once exposed, has no refuge but in audacity.

Villainy, when detected, never gives up, but boldly adds impudence to imposture.

You're lying through your fangs," Iggy accused. Fang tried to play innocent--but "innocent Fang" is an oxymoron, so it didn't work.

A criminal is twice a criminal when he adds hypocrisy to his crime.

If you get into crime you gotta know that everybody's a criminal and everybody's a liar, and everybody has the potential to backstab you, because it's not an honest profession. So don't go into crime and look for honesty.

Criminals gravitate into government positions like natural law.

A thief is like a person who has been dead from the start.

Before crime is committed conscience must be corrupted, and every bad man who succeeds in reaching a high point of wickedness begins with this.

I'm as wicked as Hitler's first born, cause of me, lot of old ladies purses gone.

I didn't shoot anybody, no sir . . . I'm just a patsy.

I am not, and never was, and never could have been, a brutal scoundrel.

I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for.

You have to remember, that insane people can do some horrors themselves. I had committed no crime, though. I hadn't shot anybody. Yet.

The difference between a politician and a pickpocket is that a pickpocket doesn't always get indignant when you tell him to keep his hands to himself.

I was in handcuffs. I was under arrest. I remember there was this old lady looking at me, and I could tell she felt real sorry for me, and she did'nt know but all I wanted to do was take her purse.

No man will revel long in the indulgence of crime.

Another murder I committed made the front page.