James Patterson Quotes

Man, you weigh a freaking ton," he told me. "What've you been eating, rocks?" "Why, is your head missing some?" I croaked. His mouth almost quirked in a smile, and that's when I knew how upset he'd been

Awww," Minho said. "That's almost as sweet as that time she slammed the end of a spear into your shuck face.

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.

I don't have a dark side at all. I just like violence.

Scarce can I speak, my choler is so great. Oh! I could hew up rocks, and fight with flint.

Only last week I murdered a rock, injured a stone and hospitalized a brick.

Sure. Knock yourself out. No, really. Hammer to the head, works every time.” Claire

I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure.

You look disappointed to see me, Zach," Macey teased. "Don't you like my jacket?

I don't fight people for fun.

Violence is not funny.

If one of my players ever wants to hit me, he better do it really hard because otherwise, I'll find a rock, a stick, or a piece of wood - and believe me, it's gonna be a brawl.

It's great to be mean, it is, it's fun.

When you knock people out, it's sometimes a very scary situation - but I always hoped that no one got seriously hurt. Now when I see them get knocked out, I laugh. When you finish the game, it's funny. And when I look at film of myself, I think, 'I wouldn't fight that guy.'

Just being in the military, you're so violent. We got into fights about just random things all the time. I don't think as aggressively as I did when I was in the Marine Corps.

I wish I had the ability to crack wise, generally. You know, without getting punched. There's no way I could do it while getting beaten up. Definitely.

It belongs to human nature to hate those you have injured.

When you fight, anger drives up testosterone in both men and women.

He could not see a belt without hitting below it.

I should hurt a lot more people than I do. I'd like to hurt someone on every play.

I like fighting. I get into rows all the time.

I'm happy to report that everybody whose face I've wanted to punch on Earth has already been punched.

If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do it.

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.