Robert Orben Quotes

A girl does not treat a possible lover with unvarying simplicity and directness. In all its phases, love is complex; friendship is not.

Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person.

Love is a great beautifier.

I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

I'm a little confused by love.

Sex is funny and love is serious.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I have been in love, and it was a great feeling. It's when you are attracted to and feel affection for someone. You want to do things for that person. But only love isn't enough in a relationship - understanding and communication are very important aspects.

If a woman doesn't chase a man a little, she doesn't love him.

The first symptom of love in a young man is timidity; in a girl boldness.

I know nothing about love and romance, so I prefer to stick to just comedy.

Love is 2 minutes and 52 seconds of squelching noises.

Being in love is not cool!

You know, I think that romance sort of coincides with effort, so you can fall flat on your face, but as long as you're making a great effort, I think it comes off as romantic.

Love comes to everybody in many different ways. Attraction is always the first thing, no? But love must be more than that. It must be magic.

All mankind love a lover.

Love is such a confusing word. You think I'm joking but I'm not.

Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethearts as I do.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

You very seldom see a picture where you watch the process of falling in love.

Almost every story has a romantic angle to it.

Friendship language is, 'You look nice tonight.' Desire language is, 'You look hot tonight.'

I am endlessly inspired by both the tenderness that can exist between two people and the excitement of falling in love. I'm very fortunate that I've been able to explore that in novels, a television show, some early development film projects, and essays about my own life.

I think I know the feeling of 'liking' someone, but I don't know what it means to 'love.'

In a relationship, it's so important that a man knows how much you physically desire him. When he wears that shirt that makes him look sexy, tell him he's sexy! If he wears a cologne you like, say "I can't resist that smell on you".