P. C. Cast Quotes

Tell it to Sweeney—The Stuyvesants don’t care—much.

I do not like the rich.

People in Hollywood can condescend to the way a lot of other people are living.

A lot of people, when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up. Like, shut up. you're a moron. I have nothing to say, you know?

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that say 'I'm Stupid.' That way you wouldn't rely on them, and you wouldn't ask them for nothing.

I’m going to go out there and wait until you two are dressed. (Tiernan) Why don’t you keep walking until you get to the other side of the front door? (Adron)

England is the most class-ridden country under the sun. It is a land of snobbery and privilege, ruled largely by the old and silly.

I hate patience. Slows everything down.

... I'm much closer to the people at the bottom than the people at the top, and the latter won't forgive me for it.

People are waiting in line for 15 years before they get rejected, O.K.? That's why people don't want to invest in America.

I bet you like sitting at red lights.

The aristocrat is the democrat ripe, and gone to seed.

Will you stop counting!' snarled Zaphod. 'Yes,' said Ford Prefect, 'in three minutes and thirty-five seconds.

He gave me a look of great contempt; as I supposed, for venturing, even by implication, to draw a parallel between a lack of affluence that might, literally, affect my purchase of rare vintages, and a figure of speech intended delicately to convey his own dire want for the bare necessities of life. He remained silent for several seconds, as if trying to make up his mind whether he could ever bring himself to speak to me again; and then said gruffly: 'I've got to go now.'

I was born trash in a land where the people all believe themselves natural aristocrats.

When you grow up in Bel Air and shop only in expensive boutiques on Rodeo and Robertson, you develop a kind of allergy to anything unpretty -clothes, cars... even people... you start thinking that if you hang around unattractive people, their homeliness can be contagious.

Piety, like nobility, has its aristocracy.

I will not descend among professors and capitalists.

O ay, letters - I had letters - I am persecuted with letters - I hate letters - nobody knows how to write letters; and yet one has 'em, one does not know why - they serve one to pin up one's hair.

He looked at her rather as a man looks at a problem that he would very much prefer to do without. She supposed it was a distinction of a sort to be a harassment to a king.

How often the rich like to play at being poor. A rather nasty game, I've always thought.

you can go to the Devil and not at your leisure. You can go now, for all I care.' 'My pet, I've been to the Devil and he's a very dull fellow. I won't go there again, not even for you.

I do loathe explanations.

Yeah, I can dig that... SUCKAAAAAAAAAA!

You have a college degree? You can barely talk.