Bill Hader Quotes

I just hate being out of shape.

People assume I work hard on my body, but I honestly don't.

I have to work out to look the best possible before the show.

I am not the fittest guy, I don't have biceps and six-pack abs.

I'm just not one of these guys who, like, you know, woke up with a six-pack. I need Skittles. I have to eat very particularly and I have to work out like a madman. And then it looks like... okay.

I'm not overweight, but I'm not in shape at all. I do not work out.

I do take a lot of pride in my look and I work out - do work out a lot.

I'm not in shape.

I am not a man in decent shape.

I know that I'm very comfortable with my body. I'm not in insane shape or anything. I run, but I'm not a gym guy or anything. I wish I had washboard abs, but I don't.

I'm in great shape, back-in-my-football-days shape. I've worked hard to get to this point.

I work out, but I'm not doing it specifically because I show my butt on TV.

You can be in shape forever, it takes one week to get out of shape.

I've always been in unbelievable shape.

I can get to a point where I get pretty chiselled.

Whenever you're looking at new ways to get in shape, first you have to decide what you want. Do you want a more muscular look, or do you want to slim down and appear more toned and ripped? I adapt my training and diet with each role I do, depending on the image I want to convey.

Here's the thing; I'm not in shape.

When I go to teach, that's not my workout. It's my show. I'm 134 pounds - I'm a teeny thing. I work out 11/2 hours a day and eat 1,600 calories. I can't stray because I have to fit into these Dolfin shorts!

If I don't go to the gym and work out, I look like a bag of bones. I go three times a week usually and it's nearly all weights work to help with definition.

If I didn't teach the aerobics class, I wouldn't come, and I need to stay in shape. I've got a whole wardrobe of sleeveless dresses and strapless gowns, not to mention the short skirts.

What's important is to get into shape and then not to have to worry about it. I don't want to get on stage and not being able to do something. Not being physically fit doesn't work for me.

My fitness is good. I hope to improve it even further during training.

I'm a 50 year-old guy and I'm not in shape like I was when I was 30.

I have a flat tummy, but I'm not rock hard. If I'm going to be in a bikini, I'll train more and skip desserts for a couple of weeks. But usually, I work out to feel good.

Well what I will tell you is for this movie, I got into probably the best shape of my life.