Greg Gutfeld Quotes

I think in the '80s, we certainly wrestled with what was the role of 'Playboy Magazine' in a post-sexual revolution, post-feminist world.

I don't think pornography is harmful, but it is terribly, terribly boring.

Pornography supplies the only really safe sex.

Like an electric tea-kettle, pornography comes to a boil very fast.

Dresden. Am I interrupting something?" "Well, I was going to settle down with a porn video and a bottle of baby oil, but I really don't have enough for two.

If pornographers are among the early adopters of the new technology, then it has definite commercial possibilities.

I don't know what a world would be like if you do away with sexy images.

I did Playboy. There was an ad in the paper for playmates. Playboy called me and flew me to Los Angeles, and I was on the March cover of 1992.

The commerce in sexual stimulation and auto-eroticism, for its own sake, unrelated to marriage, procreation, or familial relations is an evil, an obscenity... detrimental to the health and morality of the state

If we should pass on whether or not a film is pornographic, we should take a look at it.

A liberal is one who says that it's all right for an 18-year-old girl to perform in a pornographic movie as long as she gets paid the minimum wage.

Erotica is simply high-class pornography; better produced, better conceived, better executed, better packaged, designed for a better class of consumer.

My first time I jacked off, I thought I'd invented it. I looked down at my sloppy handful of junk and thought, This is going to make me rich.

Man, it just cost me five dollars to beat my own meat... God bless the United States of America.

I'm jackin' off reading Playboy on a hot afternoon, I'm a three time loser.

Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts...Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.

I used to think masturbation was not really sex because it only involved me. That's a very limited view of human sexuality, and it isn't going to work for women.

I have no interest in art. Let me clarify — I have no interest in non-nude images.

Far from poisoning the mind, pornography shows the deepest truth about sexuality, stripped of romantic veneer.

Pornography exists for the lonesome, the ugly, the fearful - it's made for the losers.

Pornography is the essential sexuality of male power: of hate, of ownership, of hierarchy; of sadism, of dominance.

Before you go,mate,turn on the telly. Something raunchy too. Think I'll rub off one before I go to sleep

What turns me on is erotica; what turns you on is pornographic.

The language of pornography is abusive, that of romance adoring. Both are addressed to a fetish.

We live in far too permissive a society. Never before has pornography been this rampant. And those films are so badly lit!