Dick Van Dyke Quotes

I'm not really good at retiring. I tried that one time and Nancy ran me out of the house.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

With the duckets that I now have safe, I think I will retire at 66 years of age, praise God, in good health.

I have no idea when it's going to be, when I'll retire.

When I retire, I want to retire the right way.

When people retire, they should stay retired.

We all retire one day. If we want to, if we don't want to.

Why should I say I will retire in three or four years? You retire the very moment you utter those words.

I am not really retired, and may never be completely, but I can't think of a better place to contemplate retirement than New York City.

Really, I'm trying to retire. It's just nobody will let me!

Once I retire, I'm retiring. I'm done.

We have some control over when we retire. However, we have very little control over how long we will live.

If you start thinking about retirement in six months' time, you're already there.

Of course I could have retired anytime. But retiring would drive me crazy.

For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.

I haven't thought of retirement yet, but when I stop enjoying the game or when injuries force me, I will quit.

What I'm really looking to do is retire undefeated; I'm not sure when the right time to retire will be, but I know that I'm not done yet. Something still feels unfinished, and that's why I'm going to keep going.

I don't want to retire, because you stay retired for an awfully long time.

Well, I didn't grow up with that word 'retirement' as part of my consciousness. I didn't grow up with professionals that retired. I thought retiring was when you are tired and go to bed.

For the millionth time, I'm retired. I keep saying it, and people keep answering, 'Well, maybe he doesn't mean it this time.' But I do.

I don't know exactly what are you supposed to do when you retire. Lie on the couch and do nothing? I didn't want to do that.

When the time comes to retire, I think I'll know. I really do.

I always wondered if I would know the right time to retire. After that first Ashes Test in Brisbane in 2006 I had no intention of stopping. I was still focused and wanted a thousand international wickets. I was still driven.

I never think about retiring - because you retire, you die.

I'm done. I'm retiring. I'm getting out of the MMA world.