Maria Bamford Quotes

You know, as I get older, personal happiness is all about love. It's all about love. You know, how I'm loved and how I love my family and my husband. That to me is happiness, when I feel like I am loved and I have a place to love deeply. That to me is happiness.

I knew that I was loved. And that's such an important thing. And, of course, at such an early age, you take it for granted. Of course your parents love you. Of course Mrs. Hubert across the street loves you and your godmother loves you and your grandparents love you.

No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.

I love the dog. She comes for drives with me in the back of my car. Darby is not aggressive or judgmental. She just is. That's what I love about her. She sits there and watches 'The Fugitive' with me.

You need to feel loved, and that is what I feel at City.

I want to be somewhere where somebody wants me.

I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.

She's always there for me when I need her; She's my best friend; she's just my everything.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I like having a woman. I like having someone to come home to, to make all of the hard work feel worth it. I need someone with me. And I want someone.

What sweetness is left in life, if you take away friendship? Robbing life of friendship is like robbing the world of the sun. A true friend is more to be esteemed than kinsfolk.

I knew that love was around. I truly believe my mother loved me. But feeling it all the time? I didn't.

I love shutting my front door and being at home with just my dog and me. That's when I'm happiest.

Friends are God's apology for relations.

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around.

What do we have in life, really? If we're lucky we get to a certain age, and we have each other. We have the food we like. We have our crazy little rituals. And we have each other.

I have a lot of love inside my house. I can't ask for more.

A heart makes a good home for the friend.

Women are like dogs really. They love like dogs, a little insistently. And they like to fetch and carry and come back wistfully after hard words, and learn rather easily to carry a basket.

All I want to do now is to pamper myself and to be peppered with people who I love.

I love my creature comforts.

Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.

I love you - I am at rest with you - I have come home.

I don't want expensive gifts; I don't want to be bought. I have everything I want. I just want someone to be there for me, to make me feel safe and secure.

I am around people I love to be with all day; I'm not lonely. The simplest, happiest pleasure is being on my couch with my dog, Neville. Nothing is more comforting or soothing.