Gerry Cooney Quotes

Misfortune was my god.

Everything happens to me. I've never had a streak of luck in my life.

I keep waiting, like in the cartoons, for an anvil to drop on my head.

Bad things happen sometimes.

The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

Nobody is impervious to misfortune.

There are days where you do everything right and nothing goes in your favour.

My life has been tragic and disastrous since birth.

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Murphy's First Corollary If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Sometimes terrible things just happen to the wrong people.

I've had plenty of bad breaks you know.

So many things in my life have gone awry.

As they say, when a man begins to have bad luck, even clabber can break his head.

Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.

Good luck tended to avoid me.

I am a disaster magnet. I came home from our first anniversary vacation with jellyfish stings, a puncture wound from a wrought iron pineapple and a cork-shaped bruise in my cleavage.

But think of the last guy. For one minute, think of the last guy. Nobody's got it worse than that guy. Nobody in the whole world.

Alas, I emerge from one disaster to fall into a worse.

I was definitely born under an evil star. I have just been thrown out of the inn where I was staying, naked as a worm.

Life's unfair. You're going to have things happen to you.

Every once in awhile, we all get a bad hand dealt to us.

Most bad luck is the misfortune of not being an exception.

All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

The way our luck has been lately, our fellas have been getting hurt on their days off.

An ill winde that bloweth no man to good.