Payne Stewart Quotes

Once in a while I'll drink a rum-and-Coke but that's all, and only once in a while.

I thought, 'I don't really drink that much.' But when you stop completely it is a shocker. You realise that a glass here, going to a function there, they all tot up.

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it.

I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.

I think your alcohol intake has to change. You know, usually a big person feels they can drink anything they want to and as much as they want to and I've cut that way back.

Drink the first. Sip the second slowly. Skip the third.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

Two drinks a day. Two drinks a day. TWO DRINKS A DAY! It doesn't work! Not when you want eleven, and not when you start shopping for wine glasses in the vase department at Bloomingdales.

I sit there and think how it isn't fair that I can't drink at all, even a little. I realize I have crammed an entire lifetime of moderate drinking into a decade of hard-core drinking and that is why. I blew my wad.

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

It's not the drinking to be blamed, but the excess.

I lose all control after two drinks of anything.

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.

I wasn't really an alcoholic, but I was losing control. I still go for a beer, but I drink a lot less.

I will drink alcohol socially. That's really on the weekends.

When it comes to me and alcohol, I have special drinks everywhere.

I think if you drink too much and you're told you drink too much, typically you don't like it. I know I didn't.

A good glass of red wine or maybe a little bit too much every now and then is just fine. Heavy boozing, not so much, because you don't recover enough from it.