J. Michael Straczynski Quotes

I want to be cremated, and I want my ashes blown in Uri Geller's eyes.

When I die, I want to be cremated with everybody.

I haven't really thought about where to scatter my ashes when the time comes, but I doubt that it would be in space.

I have never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure.

When I die bury me in smoke.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

purification in fire. public cremation

I just hope when my body goes, or when my mind does, I have the guts to end it the way Hemingway did. I don't want anybody wiping drool off my chin.

To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.

My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

I suppose I could let bygones be bygones, forgive and forget, yadda yadda. But where's the fun in that? These pretty little bitches got everything I ever wanted, and now I'm going to make sure they get exactly what they deserve. Does that make me sound awful? Sorry, but as every pretty little liar knows, sometimes the truth's ugly-and it always hurts. I'll be watching.... Mwah! -A

Damon Scares me,' Maggie said. 'Maybe you should do what he wants.' 'Can't.' 'Why not?' 'Because he killed me. That kind of pisses me off

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

All men have an emotion to kill; when they strongly dislike someone they involuntarily wish he was dead. I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

A dead enemy is a joy forever

I have you here. Why shouldn’t I be pleased? (Stryker) I can think of a million reasons, starting with the fact that I want to kill you more than I want to breathe. As for the others, would you prefer them in order of importance or alphabetically? (Zephyra)

There's really nothing quite like someone's wanting you dead to make you want to go on living.

I don't just want the belt, I want every one of their heads on a plate.

If I die before my cat, I want a little of my ashes put in his food so I can live inside him.

We're all cremated equal.

I don't mind pointing out some of the failings of old age, because we are all headed in that direction, unless of course we take our own lives before we become a burden. I'm not advocating suicide, oh wait, I guess I am.

... Revenge, ... All of a sudden, revenge started brewing in the back of their minds.

I have to apologize to you that I am still among the living. There will be a remedy for this, however.

I want nothing but death.