Michael Bastian Quotes

I try to never look back at how I dressed in the first few seasons of 'Laguna Beach' because it was pretty bad... head-to-toe bad.

You think your friends have good taste in fashion, until they ask you to wear an ugly bridesmaid dress!

Following a trend too closely is a risky thing. If not properly executed, you could easily end up looking uncomfortable, over-styled, and downright foolish.

Britney and I wore matching denim outfits [to the 2001 American Music Awards]. Yeah, another bad choice. I'd probably pay good money to get some of those pictures off the internet.

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'

I've had a lot of tragic hairdos and outfits.

People sometimes wear shirts that are really boxy, and you can see them over the top of their trousers, which doesn't look right to me.

You put a tuxedo on me, it's like putting a saddle on a hog.

At the Academy Awards every year, there are best-dressed stars - and worst-dressed stars. But it's the worst-dressed that go down in history.

Never, ever wear three-quarter length trousers. Even in the summer.

I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste.

I find it frustrating when people wear belts with braces. That's an interesting one.

Everybody can remember outfits like Celine Dion's backwards Dior tuxedo... these 'worst' dresses become part of pop culture, and we keep referencing them.

I had been playing beach volleyball all day, painted my nails red, and threw on a green dress. I thought I looked great at the time, but looking back, I realize that my debut into Monaco society should have been better executed!

Ill-fitted T-shirts stretched over a gut are my pet hate. And if the colour's faded - ugh.

Wearing a tuxedo isn't as simple as it sounds. I've been to a lot of award shows in Hollywood over the years and have seen some pretty sad tuxes. It's surprisingly easy to go off the rails.

Imagine a State occasion where the Queen is wearing trainers with her tiara because she thinks it will make people like her better, more folksy. It's unthinkable. But that's patently the thought process Gordon Brown (or his spin doctor) went through before the Prime Minister appeared on the world stage in Beijing without his suit and tie.

I don't know about style mistakes.

I'm wearing a garbage bag. I was put on my own worst-dressed list.

I wear stuff I regret all the time. It's very rare that I look back at a picture and think it was all good.

I'm sorry, but neon just doesn't look good on anybody!

If a guy ever walks into a restaurant on a date wearing mandals, you need to leave immediately. It's just not necessary.

If someone takes you out, and you're wearing sweatpants and a T-shirt, and they take you to a fancy place and you're unprepared, that's bad.

I wear sweat pants; I look terrible all the time. I'm so vulnerable.

Leaving the house in a pair of flip-flops in Manhattan is disgusting to me, no shade.