Dick Van Dyke Quotes

If retirement means laying on a beach and rubbing coco butter on your stomach, about 48 hours of that will be enough for most people. You'll want something new.

Retirement without the love of letters is a living burial.

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.

I have no plan to retire anytime soon, although remember I am 50 years old!

My retirement date, every time you ask me that, I'm going to say five years. I don't want to retire.

When I retire, I want to retire the right way.

You've got to have something to retire to. Something you always wanted to do but your job prevented it.

I'm always announcing my retirement. I'm still not retired.

I am not really retired, and may never be completely, but I can't think of a better place to contemplate retirement than New York City.

Well, I think some people are very happy in retirement. And in a year and a half I'm going to see how happy I feel in retirement. I'm just going to not work quite so hard, but I'll continue to write as long as God gives me breath.

By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long.

I don't suppose I'll ever retire completely.

Whether it's fly-fishing, taking your camper to the Everglades, or just traveling, everyone has got a little retirement dream.

I guess I'll retire someday if I live that long.

When I was younger, I thought about retiring.

When you look at facing retirement in your mid-30s, and all of a sudden the outlet for that passion and work ethic goes away, you can't just sit back in a rocking chair and be retired at 35. I'm not a good enough golfer to play golf every day.

What I'm really looking to do is retire undefeated; I'm not sure when the right time to retire will be, but I know that I'm not done yet. Something still feels unfinished, and that's why I'm going to keep going.

Do I wish I could retire? Sure, but that's not life.

I want to retire how I want to retire - and I have a great opportunity to do that.

For the millionth time, I'm retired. I keep saying it, and people keep answering, 'Well, maybe he doesn't mean it this time.' But I do.

I've spoken to people who have retired once they lost the enjoyment of a long day in the field or going to the gym. If I lose that, it's time to go.

I always wondered if I would know the right time to retire. After that first Ashes Test in Brisbane in 2006 I had no intention of stopping. I was still focused and wanted a thousand international wickets. I was still driven.

Retirement has never, ever crossed my mind. And I honestly can't imagine when or why it would. If you're doing the thing you love, why on earth would you want to stop doing it?

I had always believed that I would retire with Planned Parenthood.

I don't hate the idea of retirement. I am looking forward to it.