Antoni Porowski Quotes

My parents always used to complain about my eating habits. I was different. I was wrong. Everything had to be plain or boiled. I was 14 before I ate pasta with tomato sauce. My dad would take me to the best restaurants, and all I would eat was rice with olive oil.

I'm a foodie. I enjoy it a lot, and contrary to what it looks, I eat a lot. My comfort food, of all things, would be southern soul barbecue.

I have some weird habits. For instance, I love beets. Show me a salad bar and I will clean them out of their beets.

I tend to eat things in fours. I'll eat four nuts, four grapes, four chips at a time. I don't know why. It's not really a superstition. I don't think anything bad will happen if I don't, but three potato chips doesn't seem right.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

I've never had any problem with crazy people. I like crazy people; I probably am a crazy person myself.

I was always a very quirky kid. I remember very early like fourth or fifth grade doing pratfalls to make my friends laugh, like falling on the ground on the playground and doing like bits and characters.

I'm just not a guy that loves to eat. I love to work and love to work out. I think I go against all the nutritionists who say you need to do this or need to do that, so I'm one of the oddballs.

One of the reasons I got really fat when I left home was because I thought rich people ate white bread and Spam. I also thought they could get processed meals, because we never did, so that was exciting.

Eccentricities and irregularities are to be expected from him. They are in his character, they are visible in his eyes.

I lick the cheese off Doritos and put them back in the bag. I will eat pretty much anything as long as it's salty. Or sweet. Or spicy.

Contrary to popular belief, I eat all types of food. Fried food is my least favorite.

I'm part Bridget Jones, part Larry David. I'm shy; I'm prude.

It's weird because before a race, I always want something sweet, like a cake, but afterwards, I crave something salty, like pizza.

I order food like a normal human being. If I'm out to lunch, I'm going to order three courses like everybody else. I'm not going to feel like some kind of freak.

It's just really hard to commit to clean eating, and then sometimes you don't want to eat cold salads. Sometimes you want that warm comfort food.

If it's dead, I'll eat it. If it's alive, I'll eat it, too. Jus put it in front of me and get out of the way.

That's what being eccentric means--being natural.

I am eccentric, I admit it, but I am not a nutcase.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

Before you can be eccentric, you must know where the circle is.

I'm worried he's going to ... do something crazy." "He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

I can do anything I want, I'm eccentric!

I'm eccentric, what else? I don't know, I've got two people telling me what to say.

Eccentricity is like having an accent. It's what "other" people have.