Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

To me, I feel completely, um, utterly normal. I do everything everybody else does.

I had a terrible fear of not being normal - of not seeming normal. So I went to the library and read every psychology book I could find. Anything about how normal people behave.

I eat the way I want to eat.

When I eat out, I tend to go for the things I like instead of the things I need.

I don't sit down and have meals too often, unless I go out for dinner.

I don't have a huge breakfast, and I sometimes forget to have lunch, so I focus on dinner. I love Thai and Japanese food.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

Before you open the lunch menu or order that cheeseburger or consider eating the cake with the frosting intact, haul out the psychic calculator and start tinkering with the budget.

If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.

I don't like fruit but I'm vegetarian, so eat a lot of veggies.

When ordering lunch, the big executives are just as indecisive as the rest of us.

But really I'm not terribly interested in what I eat.

Lunch is for wimps.

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

Breakfast is Special K cereal. If I'm having a big meal, it's lunch instead of dinner. Some kind of wrap, like chicken for protein. For dinner, mainly vegetables. I mix it up if I go out to eat.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

I just want to be like other people that are normal.

I love a woman who can out-eat me.

I try to be as normal as I can.

I'm a big buffet dude, or I'm a big cheap-food-and-order-more-when-I-need-it dude.

I'm a terrible cook, so I usually eat out with friends.

I try to stay away from carb-y things at dinner.

I refrain from lots of things I love, like cheese and carbs. I eat plenty of greens every day, my favorite being watercress.

I've worked so hard to eliminate the inner geek from my life. I suddenly realize I have no patience for those people who still have their geeks showing. Now I see why being 'normal' has been so important to me.

I was always okay with the fact that I was taller and bigger than everybody else growing up. My mom, my dad, and my friends always told me I was beautiful.