Demetri Martin Quotes

I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I just wish insignificance had more stature.

In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.

I've never been a conceited person or cocky, never felt boastful, but I always had a sense of self-worth; I always had a real sense of myself.

Some are blessed with musical ability, others with good looks. Myself, I was blessed with modesty.

I'm not so vain as to believe that my involvement changes anything whatsoever.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.

I want people to realize that they matter.

My life is not important here.

A girl's got to do what she's got to do to make somebody pay her a compliment. If that means moaning 'til the cows come home, then so be it.

Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets.

Remember to always be yourself. Unless you suck.

Trust me: if I had something interesting to say about myself, I would.

I'm all about being self-deprecating because I think it's hilarious.

You have to start laughing at yourself at some point.

I'm self-deprecating - always.

Why would you want a picture with a wee, chubby guy from Bathgate? I just don't understand my appeal.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

Not to feel important, be important - that's the most important thing.

Fame is sexy. And women are meant to find men who are funny sexy. But not me. Absolutely not me. Clearly I just missed the sexy bit.

You are more important to yourself than you think you are.

I don't find myself that interesting as a human being, so I don't really think that much of what I say or do warrants being recorded.

It is a great error to take oneself for more than one is, or for less than one is worth.

Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.