Tabatha Coffey Quotes

I look at old performance videos now, and it's really funny - I thought I was such a gangster!

I laugh at what I used to think was cool when I was growing up. In all seriousness, I thought having braces was cool.

When I look at pictures when I was younger, I do the quintessential cringe.

A very beautiful young woman once asked me to sign her breasts. That was back when I was a hip young thing - it's been all downhill since then.

I would hate to meet myself at 15.

I'm never so sure as I was in my mid-20s.

I don't miss my pin-up days. I'm far too old for that malarkey.

I had a great time in my youth and I still feel youthful. I've no desire to look as though I'm in my 20s.

Normally I sit there in the films really hating watching myself. Loving watching the films, hating watching myself.

I always wanted to entertain. When I was six, a scrawny, scrawny kid, I'd get in my red speedo and do muscle moves. I actually thought I was muscular. I didn't know everyone was laughing at me.

I don't know if it's that my own childhood felt brief, or I grew up too fast, or I was pushing myself too much at a young age, but I do feel like I am clinging to a certain childlike quality in myself, as a result of a childhood that was sometimes complicated.

The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and conquer everyone you see.

When I see old photos of me on the beach I don't look too bad... but it's hard trying to breathe in for such a long time when I spot the photographers!

My vanity is not dead. I laugh when I see pictures of myself as I am now-maybe so I won't cry, but just because it is really funny how much I've changed.

I had a period in my life in the '90s where I was definitely young, dumb, and full of even more dumb.

But I had a strong reaction to my first three albums and I struggle with them now, as an adult. It's very much the same as looking at your teenage photos in high school.

I don't take myself too seriously, as I think I used to years ago, when I was younger.

I was in my peak physical condition when I was about like, uh... one. Oh God, I looked good, young and fresh! You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one, you know? I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, what are you, zero? And I'd go, no, I'm one over here!

Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair.

It's been fascinating watching all those pictures of me with a lot more hair Jeremy, and looking very young. And we've all got things we've said, twenty, thirty years ago, indeed the whole world has changed since then.

I'm pretty good for an old geek.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it.

It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.