Norm MacDonald Quotes

The common foible of women who have been handsome is to forget that they are no longer so.

Hair is about when you're younger. I am my hair.

I am used to looking good. In a way, if I thought I looked like the back end of a bus, I probably wouldn't have done 'Strictly Come Dancing' and gone out there in public.

I think I look okay.

It's funny, one of the reasons why I never wear my glasses any more is that, when I was younger, a guy once said that he liked me until he found out that I wear glasses.

There are three periods in life: youth, middle age and 'how well you look'.

I care about being formally physically attractive in my life, and I think that I am quite vain about my performance. I'm just not vain about how I look while I give the performance.

I think I'm a decent-looking guy. Sometimes I can look great, and other times I look horrifying.

I was a good-looking kid. I never felt, like, dorky. I was just like, 'Yup, these are my braces. I've had them forever.'

I never thought I was pretty enough. I was kind of tall and lanky. I don't mind it now, but back in the day I hated it. I would tell myself that what I think is ugly at 17 is actually what's going to be pretty about me later.

When I was a little boy I did not, of course, trouble much about my appearance.

I never really cared about what I looked like.

I personally feel like I do look 28 - I never have seen anyone who told me I looked over 35.

I'm not saying my own looks don't give the game away. Nothing I can do about that anymore. A nip and tuck ain't gonna do it.

I was never interested in how I look.

I don't worry about how I look.

Sometimes I'll look back at old pictures where I'm a little heavy and dressed funny and think, 'How did I get chicks all the time?'

I don't spend a lot of time worrying about how I look and I don't fall into the trap of judging myself by my appearance.

With my grey hair and workaholic attitude, I can't imagine being hot by any standard.

Trust a girl of sixteen for knowing well if she is pretty; concerning her plainness she may be ignorant.

I'm never overawed by a situation and I think that's because I've always looked several years older than I am. So because people were treating me like I was 40 when I was 29, I've always felt in control of a situation. People used to say, when you're 32, you'll look 32. I'm still waiting for that moment, where my age catches up with my appearance.

I never saw myself as Mr. Ugly, but I'm not that handsome. I can sort of be made to look quite a lot better or quite a lot worse.

If you're upset with how you look at 25, life's going to be tough.

What, like I want to look like Dick Clark? No. I think I look great with liver spots.

I remember when I was starting out as a young actress, thinking, 'Oh my God, I have the fattest face.' Now I look at those pictures and I think, 'So much collagen!'