Karl Pilkington Quotes

There's always someone out there being mean, but what upsets me is the spite. Why are you like that? Why are you so horrible?

Anonymity breeds meanness.

If you're mean to a gentle man, it makes your meanness worse.

Kindness is a rotten fruit that poisons anyone who partakes of it. Throw it in the face of your enemies and let it ruin them instead.

Unkindness is quite a major sin.

Johnny Carson was a mean-spirited human being. And there are people that he has hurt that people will never know about. And for some reason, at some point, he decided to turn that kind of negative attention toward me. And I refused to have it.

Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.

I would hope that people didn't think I was anything like Joan! It's very hard for me because Joan says such cruel things all the time. It sort of makes me cringe every time I read them because I think, 'Who could be so horrible?' To be able to deliver those lines and do them with a coolness, yet still make her likable, is a bit of a challenge.

Everybody has a mean streak in them, don't they?

People can be so heartless and dirty.

I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

It's great to be mean, it is, it's fun.

Children are very cruel, yes. Of course. Children are extraordinarily cruel little creatures.

I think everybody's got a malicious side.

When I want to show the kind of meanness people are capable of, to make it believable I find I have to tone it down. It's in real life that people are over the top.

Mean people are no fun.

You were doing a sadistic little disservice to your country.

You ought to try being cruel to some people.

Humankind seems to have an enormous capacity for savagery, for brutality, for lack of empathy, for lack of compassion.

Malice is only another name for mediocrity.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Being mean about other people isn't on my radar.

I can be a cruel person.

This man Bush is just about as mean as he can be.

There's something about mean-spiritedness that has a way of distancing an audience.