Bill Burr Quotes


It was right after 9/11 and I decided to walk around the grounds of the Pentagon, because I had never been there. Out of nowhere comes this speeding camouflaged golf cart and this guy starts yelling at me, 'What do you think you're doing!' The guy wrote my name down and began to follow me before I got really scared and took off as fast as I could.


Citations

Burr, Bill. Monday Morning Podcast. All Things Comedy, 2012.

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Bill Burr
Bill Burr
  • Born: June 10, 1968
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

William Frederick Burr is an American stand-up comedian, actor and podcaster. He created and stars in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family (2015–present), played Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad (2008–2013), and Migs Mayfeld in the Star Wars television series The Mandalorian (2019–present). He co-founded the All Things Comedy network and has hosted the twice-weekly comedy podcast, titled Monday Morning Podcast, since May 2007. His first nomination for a Grammy came in 2021 for his special Paper Tiger.