Terry Pratchett Quotes

This whole world is wild at heart and weird on top.

Time is three eyes and eight elbows.

I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense.

Bizarre! That's the only word I can use to describe life sometimes. Just freaking bizarre.

And Twin Peaks, the Film is the craziest film in the history of cinema. I have no idea what happened, I have no idea what I saw, all I know is that I left the theater floating six feet above the ground.

It's a strange world, as David Lynch would say.

All true language is incomprehensible, like the chatter of a beggar's teeth.

I love playing idiots. I love very weird, confused women.

It sometimes feels like a strange movie, you know, it's all so weird that sometimes I wonder if it is really happening.

All the dreamers in all the world are dizzy in the noodle.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

It's an odd world.

Well, my deliberate opinion is - it's a jolly strange world.

I was born in a blender.

Life is much weirder than fiction; nothing's more absurd.

I look out the chair while eating my pillow. I open the wall, I walk with my ears. I have ten eyes to walk with and two fingers to look with. I put my head on the floor to sit down, I put my bottom on the ceiling. After eating the music box, I spread jam on the rug for a great dessert.

Life is funny and weird.

I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir,' said Alice, 'Because I'm not myself you see.

I feel like I swallowed a Magritte. Like on the inside, I'm made of clouds and floating eyes, green apples, and slowly rising men in bowler hats.

I am probably in the sky, flying with the fish, or maybe in the ocean, swimming with the pigeons. See, my world is different.

To me, nature always appears more unbalanced than Gary Busey with a clogged Eustachian tube.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.

How many kids are in the Graveyard?" "A bunch." "Who sends your supplies?" "George Washington. Or is it Abraham Lincoln? I forget." "How often do you receive new arrivals?" "About as often as you beat your wife.

I feel like Alice falling into Wonderland. A line came to him: It would be so nice if something made sense for a change.