Craig Ferguson - It takes a long time to become a lawyer because yo

It takes a long time to become a lawyer because you need three things - a bachelor's degree, a law degree, and a desire to worship Satan.

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Ferguson, Craig. Monologue. The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, CBS.

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About the Author

Craig Ferguson

Born: May 17, 1962
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Profession: Comedian

Biography

Craig Ferguson is a Scottish-born American television host, comedian, author, and actor, best known for hosting the CBS late-night talk show The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson (2005–14), for which he won a Peabody Award in 2009 for his interview with South African archbishop Desmond Tutu that year. He also hosted the syndicated game show Celebrity Name Game (2014–17), for which he won two Daytime Emmy Awards, and Join or Die with Craig Ferguson (2016) on History. In 2017 he released a six-episode web show with his wife, Megan Wallace Cunningham, titled Couple Thinkers.

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