Arthur Conan Doyle Quotes

Ball points belong to their age. They make everyone write alike.

To hold a pen is to be at war.

A marriage can go wrong at any time.

When I got married in my twenties, I had a happy marriage and happy kids but at some point in time I let it go off the rails; I let it go off the rails.

It's not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

A pen is to me as a beak is to a hen.

I write everything with fountain pens. I don't know why. I've done it since I was bar mitzvahed. I was given a fountain pen, a Parker fountain pen, and I loved it, and I've never liked writing anything with pencils or ball-points.

I wanted my marriage to work, but it didn't.

I deal with unhappy marriages a lot. I've never been married, I'm single.

I'm not happy unless I have a pen in my hand, it's really that simple.

The arm which should have launched the thunderbolt was occupied in guiding the pen.

I had a little portable typewriter. I call it my Harlem Literary Fellowship.

If your husband's going to leave you for anyone, it might as well be Elizabeth Taylor.

There are a lot of reasons why marriages don't continue.

First, consider the pen you write with. It should be a fast-writing pen because your thoughts are always much faster than your hand. You don't want to slow up your hand even more with a slow pen. A ballpoint, a pencil, a felt tip, for sure, are slow. Go to a stationery store and see what feels good to you. Try out different kinds. Don't get too fancy and expensive. I mostly use a cheap Sheaffer fountain pen, about $1.95.... You want to be able to feel the connection and texture of the pen on paper.

Mars and Venus are at it again. This time, Hephaestus is standing by with a private detective, a photographer, and a lawyer.

Without a pen in my hand I can't think.

If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

A pen went scribbling along. When it tried to write love, it broke.

I have a Sharpie. I love Sharpies. You know what they say on them? Not for letter writing. That sucks. Now I have to communicate with my dad using numbers.

A pen connects you to the paper. It definitely matters.

The squabbles of philandering Zeus and shrewish Hera are the Greeks' comment on married life.

Hold your pen and spare your voice.

Divorce isn't caused because 50% of marriages end in gayness.