Will Self Quotes

Anger's not a good emotion.

They look at someone like me, and I just really get up their nose. I really wind them up.

Rudeness makes me very angry.

I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it!

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

I wouldn't mind someone lobbing hand grenades at me, but having to reset the timer on the video recorder puts me into a blood-spitting frenzy.

Feeling angry is a universal human phenomenon. It is as basic as feeling hungry, lonely, loving, or tired. The capacity to feel angry and to respond in some way to that feeling is in us from birth.

I'm not very happy. I'm frustrated with human beings. I'm the guy who just wants to smack people in the face and say, 'Wake up!'

Rudeness can make me angry.

I’m ready any time you want to repeat the stupid question.

I'm always angry. I wake up angry. There is a lot to be angry about. Anger is a positive energy.

I hate the word 'annoying!'

If you don't like it you can kiss my quiver

He has a song in his heart for me. I hope it is not "Shut Uppa You Face, Whatsa Matta You.

Bat, pigeon, ravens - I don't care about distinctions right now. Any fluttery, flappy thing is not cool with me.

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?

I wasn't sure I could make it through another hour of his company without throwing my stapler at his head.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Eat my shorts!

Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.

I don't know, in view of the situation and the act going where it was going, I don't know, the rage did go all over the place. It went to everybody in the room.

The term 'hero' irritates me greatly.

I get angry when people bring derisory actions against me.