Joseph Heller Quotes

Eccentricty had flowered into madness.

We are all born mad. Some remain so.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

I think everybody's nuts.

Insanity is catching.

Madness has its own dynamism. It just goes on.

Two scoops of crazy with a side of coo coo ca choo

I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.

Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

The human race consists of the dangerously insane and such as are not.

Madness is a waste of time. It creates nothing.

All I want to be is normally insane.

Men will always be mad, and those who think they can cure them are the maddest of all.

An asylum for the sane would be empty in America.

We all go a little mad sometimes.

Our society is run by insane people for insane objectives. I think we're being run by maniacs for maniacal ends and I think I'm liable to be put away as insane for expressing that. That's what's insane about it.

What frightens us most in a madman is his sane conversation.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

The United States is a madhouse.

I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.

If we weren't all crazy, we'd just go insane.

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men.

Mad is he? Then I hope he will bite some of my other generals.

We had all kinds of egomaniacs and crazies