Jim Jefferies Quotes

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.

Revelation is where all crazy people end up. It's the last stop on the nutso express.

There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.

A question that sometimes drives me hazy: am I or are the others crazy?

There is only one difference between a madman and me. The madman thinks he is sane. I know I am mad.

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think.

I look crazy, but I'm not. And the funny thing is, that other people don't look crazy, but they are.

Oh yes! The one man in the world who never believes he's mad is the madman.

Plenty of crazy people in New York. There are so many crazy people here, I think it's like one out of every one person is completely out of their mind.

Insanity is just a state of mind.

The problem with being nuts, she thought, is that you don't always feel as if you're nuts. Sometimes, in fact, you feel perfectly sane, and there just happens to be a trailer-shaped dragon crouching in the lot next door.

Lots of people say if you dredge too much stuff up, you'll go crazy - "You'll go insane!" But for a comedian, insanity is not a problem. It's a goal.

Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.

I thought you were sane," I said, "but you're just as crazy as the rest of them.

Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.

Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad.

Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.

Men are mad most of their lives; few live sane, fewer die so. The acts of people are baffling unless we realize that their wits are disordered. Man is driven to justice by his lunacy.

I don't think you ever know in yourself whether you have gone mad.

Everyone is more or less mad on one point.

I look in the mirror every morning, okay. What is going on here? You know, I just say, 'Look, it's sheer insanity.'

I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people.

People think I'm nuts.

I teach that all men are mad.