James Belushi Quotes

lawyers never go to law, do they? They know better.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

The option of solicitor advocacy came on the scene a bit too late for me.

The more lawyers there are, the more people are out there to encourage others not to go to law school.

I've always had an affinity for lawyers. My dad is a lawyer. He's retired now. My brother is a lawyer. It's always been easy, the legalese.

Virtually all big law firms have good to super-good lawyers. All big law firms don't have great litigators.

Law practice is the exact opposite of sex:even when it's good, it's bad.

Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.

One hires lawyers as on hires plumbers, because one wants to keep one's hands off the beastly drains.

The right to be heard would be, in many cases, of little avail if it did not comprehend the right to be heard by counsel. Even the intelligent and educated layman has small and sometimes no skill in the science of law.

Lawyers know life practically. A bookish man should always have them to converse with.

If you want to get ahead in this world get a lawyer -- not a book.

A lawyer's duty is to read the law well himself, then tell the people what it is, and let them act upon it.

Lawyers make nothing but confusion...A lawyer is an instrument of the devil. In general, he's a fiendish idiot, banking on the stupidity of people much more stupid than himself, and by God he's always right.

Lawyers earn their bread in the sweat of their browbeating.

I am not afraid of lawyers as I used to be. They are lambs in wolves' clothing.

Rattle a lawyer's door and you get more lawyers.

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?

Every lawyer, no matter whom they represent, is trying to help someone, whether it's a person, a corporation, a government entity, or a small or big business. To me, lawyering is the height of service - and being involved in this profession is a gift.

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.

Lawyers are the only persons in whom ignorance of the law is not punished.

If the laws could speak for themselves, they would complain of the lawyers.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now.