Lenny Bruce Quotes

I think pot should be legalized, but I think the promotion of party culture is irresponsible.

For every prohibition you create, you also create an underground.

You're the one who likes cigars right? Try smoking this.

I was 30 years old and this girl I knew found out I had never gotten high. Nobody had ever told me about marijuana.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.

I spend as many hours a day as I possibly can smoking cannabis

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

When you consider America, there are hundreds of millions of people who have smoked marijuana illegally.

I spent most of the eighties, most of my life, riding around in somebody else's car, in possession of, or ingested of, something illegal, on my way from something illegal to something illegal with many illegal things happening all around me

The whole LSD, STP, marijuana, heroin, hashish, prescription cough medicine crowd suffers from the "Watchtower" itch: you gotta be with us, man, or you're out, you're dead. This pitch is a continual and seeming MUST with those who use the stuff. It's no wonder they keep getting busted.

I don't know anyone who is not using drugs for the reason that they're illegal.

I also smoke a lot of pot, occasionally, every day.

I have smoked marijuana, but I no longer do. I went to art school in the 1960s so you can imagine what was going on. Yet my friends were the ones who said, "No, no, no, David, don't take those drugs." I was pretty lucky.

Sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll... take out the drugs and you've got more time for the other two.

Everything I want to do is Illegal.

Never do coke with an intern ... they may not be 21

Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains are turning into jello.

By the time I was 18, I had absorbed punk rock from America, Britain, and the West Coast. All of it was so dark and weird and different and cool and hot and sexy and rebellious. It was a fist-in-the-air kind of rebellion that I wasn't getting from the '70s mainstream.

The whole thing about whether you smoke marijuana or not is so ridiculous. That and whether you protested the Vietnam War. Give me a break. Especially the marijuana thing.

It makes me extremely proud to make punk rock the biggest music in the world right now.

I'm opposed to legalizing marijuana because it acts as a gateway drug.

A girl offered me E at the club. 'Have you ever done E?' 'I watch E.'

I'll just carry on being a dated flower child.

I like marijuana because it keeps me from killing people. And I think there are a lot of people out there who are just like me. The reason it's not legal is because most people get up in the morning and get high, then forget to go out and vote for it.