Al Yankovic Quotes

At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone.

You can always write a song about people who are in love, but they're in love, so they're happy; they don't need you. But the people that I try to worry about are the ones who don't have anyone to give chocolate to, and the girl who doesn't have flowers coming to her.

I just don't want to die alone, that's all. That's not too much to ask for, is it It would be nice to have someone care about me, for who I am, not about my wallet.

Do you know what it's like to love and be alone?

After all my various relationships I find myself now home alone.

I always had a penchant for falling in love. Every time I found myself without a mate, I fell into a state of low-sizzling panic.

I had never understood what people meant when they said they'd rather be alone if they couldn't be in the right relationship. Now I got it.

My life used to be full of everything. Now if you aren't with me I haven't a thing in the world.

I’ve never known a man who loved me.

For a week I did not take off my mechanic's coverall day or night I did not bathe or shave or brush my teeth because love taught me too late that you groom yourself for someone you dress and perfume yourself for someone and I'd never had anyone to do that for.

If you love, you will suffer. The only way to protect yourself against suffering is to protect yourself against love - and that is the greatest suffering of all, loneliness.

Being alone is better than sitting next to a lover and feeling lonely.

It must be less wicked to love the wrong person than not to love anybody at all.

Love is just a hole in the wall.

Why must I be lonely in love?

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

He who loves 50 people has 50 woes; he who loves no one has no woes.

Getting through the nights is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to.

I've been heartbroken. I've broken hearts. That's part of life, and its part of figuring out who you are so you can find the right partner.

My love life doesn't stink; it's nonexistent.

How we need another soul to cling to.

I think one of the most poignant things is unrequited love and loneliness.

Sadly, I haven't been doing a lot of kissing lately.

My cards and flowers always got rejected on Valentines Day.