Jackie Mason Quotes


I'm still suffering from shock from the last war. I was almost drafted! Luckily I was wounded while taking the physical. When I reached the psychiatrist, I said, Give me a gun, I'll wipe out the whole German Army in five minutes. He said, You're crazy! I said, Write it down!


Citations

Mason, Jackie. I Am the Greatest Comedian in the World Only Nobody Knows It Yet!. Verve Records, 1962.

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Jackie Mason
Jackie Mason
  • Born: June 9, 1931
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Jackie Mason is an American stand-up comedian and film and television actor. He is ranked No. 63 on Comedy Central's 100 greatest stand-up comedians of all-time.