Larry King Quotes

After a long day at work, I want someone to come home, turn on my video and think, 'Oh my God, how girls get ready? This is hilarious. I love this; I'm forgetting about all my problems.'

People need to laugh and turn their brains off.

This hiatus coming up I'm looking at a comedy because I need the balance.

I would like to have a bit of a break and do a comedy.

Comedy is important! When you're having a stressful day, and you come home, you want to watch something that makes you laugh.

Comedy is saving me.

With our hectic lives, a dose of comedy is a must.

I think everyone needs to take a few breaks.

People have to understand how important it is for the players to let off steam, switch off and relax.

I watch Jon Stewart because I need to laugh. Otherwise, life gets too serious. Besides that, I don't watch any news.

It's nice if people can finally loosen up a little bit and just go out laugh at silliness. I mean, people take themselves way too seriously sometimes.

I need some downtime before I go to sleep.

You know I used to sit there and I'd go outside and play ball and everything, but now in my free time I just kind of lay back and relax because this atmosphere is so busy and stressful, so anytime I can sleep, you'd best believe I'm sleepin'.

I like to unwind by doing nothing. If I do get a day, I just like to vegetate and laze around.

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything.

President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the hell does this guy wind?

Stand-up comedy is the most relaxing thing I do. If I want to unwind and de-stress, I go out and do stand-up, often several shows in a night.

We all need to relax more, but I don't find it easy.

I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.

There's nothing better than sinking into my feather pillows after a hard day's work.

Basically, between 1989 and 1994, I hadn't taken a vacation.

I've got to run now and relax.

Comedy was always an escape for me; I just happened to be a doctor.

To relax, I love sitting back and turning my brain off and watching TV.

There is no bad time to laugh. I always joke, even five minutes before a game. It's not bad to stay a little immature.