Kathy Griffin Quotes

I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.

I'm a straight guy and I date women, but I get on really well with gay guys. I'm very comfortable with my sexuality. The weirdest thing for me is when straight guys get really freaked out by gay guys. It's almost like they're insecure in their own sexuality. For me, I can be in a room full of gay men and have fun.

Proclaiming a sexual preference is something that straight men never really have to bother with.

We were five heterosexual, good-looking men. We competed against each other for the sexiest girls... I won.

The older we women grow, the more clearly we see what men really are: hypocrites, boasters, he-goats. The older men grow, the more they doll us up with every perfection.

There are older men with younger women but you don't see a lot of older women with younger men. There are some women who have been able to do it but not often.

When I'm out with my girlfriends at the bar, and I see some young 18-year old boy, just for fun I say, 'Hi honey. Do you like girls? Do you like girls exclusively? Oh, good.'

Most women seem to be required to pit themselves against men in dramatic situations, and the men got to pit themselves against ideas or God.

As a heterosexual man, I've never really doubted my sexuality, but I've had men in my life and thought, 'If I was gay, I'd be with him' - you know?

Men have always detested women's gossip because they suspect the truth: their measurements are being taken and compared.

Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi looks in the mirror and sees a playboy of the old school. And men such as Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Charlie Sheen no doubt look at Berlusconi and think, 'Role model!' Women, of course, know otherwise. They see him as an aging, pathetic buffoon.

Our main reasons for fearing males having sex with males is that you really had to construct a more powerful social role to keep men in their place than you did to keep women in their place.

Black men don't like to be called 'boys,' but women accept being called 'girls.'

A woman who does not become the slave of just one man becomes the slave of all men.

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

English culture is basically homosexual in the sense that the men only really care about other men.

I prefer younger men. In some ways, they are much more open to a woman being stronger and independent then some of the men my age.

Most women don't like good men. They say they want a good buy, but most women always wind up with the bad boy.

Men take much more notice of older women in France, so I might move there. I think I'm a good bet.

I never used to see anything on TV where the man was in the weaker position. It was always the female showing emotion, breaking down, being emotionally torn apart by men.

The fact is that I find more most men are more open, more generous, and much more stimulating than the majority of females I know.

If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve them.

I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.