Robert Klein Quotes

I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently.

I can swear like a fishwife.

I think cursing is a bunch of malarkey.

I know that cursing isn't for everybody, but it is definitely for me.

I have the mouth of a sailor.

My definition of cursing is probably different from what other people's definitions are.

I grew up cursing a lot.

Writers used to make such wonderful pictures without all that swearing, all that cursing. And now it seems that you can't say three words without cursing. And I don't think that's right.

There is no such thing as too much swearing. Swearing is just a piece of linguistic mechanics. The words in-between are the clever ones.

The English (it must be owned) are rather a foul-mouthed nation.

My mother won't tolerate any four-letter words.

I'm not any good at foul language or anything like that.

Oh, by the way, I tend to use a lot of profanities. I do that for a reason: I like it.

I have quite a foul mouth.

The foolish and wicked practice of profane cursing and swearing is a vice so mean and low that every person of sense and character detests and despises it.

It's a sin to swear.

I swear like a sailor.

I probably shouldn't curse as much as I do.

I hardly use cuss words.

The F-bomb. It's everywhere. You hear it all the time. And I honestly don't understand what the appeal is over the word.

Writing for adults often means just increasing the swearing - but find an alternative to swearing and you've probably got a better line.

I love British cursing - the cadence of it, the joy in the sound of the words, and the vulgarity of it.

I learned from my father how to swear right and how to string it together for optimum effect/affect. I use it like karate. I bring it out when it's needed.

I do talk like a truck driver sometimes, or I curse. What can I say?

I was raised to think cursing makes you look unintelligent.