Matthew Lillard Quotes

I'm not a comedian. I'm Lenny Bruce.

I do love comedy, but I'm not brave enough to tackle a script whose goal is to make you laugh. That's tough. The ones that can do it, I tip my hat off to them, but I don't have that kind of humor or mind.

I feel more comfortable in comedy.

If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's fun once in a while to do a serious part but I really enjoy doing comedy because I love to laugh.

I just want to continue to do comedy. Comedy, I'm discovering, is my niche. It's what I'm born to do, so I would love to have my own sitcom one day in the future.

I'd like to do more comedy, but i think my forte is still in the heavy. I'd love to do a comic lead, a musical.

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now.

Comedy is not something that had necessarily jumped out as something I'd immediately go for.

I love comedy. I like to think that there's a sense of humor in some of my music - obviously not all of it.

I've never done anything comedic. In all the years I've been an actor, I've never delivered one comedic line.

Everyone thinks I'm a comedian - which I am and are. I was born into a comedic family but I'm trained as an actor.

Comedy and I were never strangers, it's just that I was doing a lot of drama.

Comedy is not pretty.

I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.

The whole thing with comedy is that you are always in control. Writer, director, actor, producer, and sometimes bouncer. And you are just a piece of their puzzle.

I'm not a politician, I'm a comedian. I know my limitations.

I consider myself a sit-down comedian really, as much as anything else. I love comedy. Life is a cosmic joke.

I am a comedian: that means I laugh at things other people don't laugh at and also annoys my wife sometimes.

There's [John Mulaney Show] jokes that I have in stand up that I wouldn't try to put in, I would try to have someone just speak extemporaneously in the middle of a scene about an episode of "Law and Order" or something.

A comic says funny things. A comedian says things funny.

I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.

I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.

I wouldn't mind having another shot at doing comedy, but I'm not sure that's the way I'd want to go.

I always wanted to be a comedian and actor. I basically stumbled into the music medium, though. I'm OK, but that's about it. I like to think I'm good enough not to negatively affect the performance.

I've never considered myself a comedian. I'm a comedic actor.