Pat McAfee Quotes

Nobody pulls a prank like George Clooney.

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

She's just playing a trick on us. This is just an Alaska Young Prank Extraordinaire. It's Alaska being Alaska, funny and playful and not knowing when or how to put on the brakes.

What's this about?" "Finally. Interest," was the only response. "If this is one of your tricks..." Like the time Torin had ordered hundreds of blow-up dolls and placed them throughout the fortress, all because Paris had foolishly complained about the lack of female companionship in town. The plastic "ladies" had stared our from every corner, their wide eyes and let-me-suck-you mouths taunting everyone who passed them. Things like that happened when Torin was bored.

I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. I'm not Mr. Debonair Suave. I'm just a regular boy who goofs around, pulls pranks, and makes jokes. That doesn't sound very hot to me.

I really wasn't a class clown.

It's lame to say that I'm a normal girl, but I think I am.

I have an elbow that bends the wrong way, and I'd do things like stand in an elevator and the doors would close, and I'd pretend that my arm had got caught in it, and then I'd scream, 'Ow, ow, put it back!'

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

When I was in school I used to prank my teachers all the time. But I was really, really nice. I love to make people laugh. And even in those pranks, the teachers would laugh most of the time.

I've never seen myself as sexy. I see myself as a goofball.

Elvis was, at least the times I was around him, Elvis was a practical joker. He was always, had some little mischievous something going.

I'm not really anything like Puck - I'm worse!

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

Dick Van Dyke spent most of his time setting everybody else up.

I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.

I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit of cotton, then pull it away as they went to grab it.

I think I am a star - I'm simply a funny-shaped star.

I think I was always the class clown.

It's not like I grew up playing pranks on people, and I was not that girl in school.

Frankly, I see myself as a bit of a clown.

My agents love pranking me.

You know me... I can't resist a good prank.

Sometimes I think I'm a really interesting guy.