Seth Rogen Quotes

I am a product... I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.

I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.

In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.

I don't think it's a contradiction to find painfulness funny.

Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing.

You gotta keep the funny intact.

Comedy is only funny when there's real pain.

I'm a sucker for a good sense of humor.

I'm a sarcastic person. I learn through humor.

People ask what I am really trying to do with humor. The answer is, "I'm getting even

Comedy is very important. For one thing, it keeps you sane. But it's not really a conversion. I mean, it's marginally a conversion, because if people tune in or go to a nightclub or even watch television, and hear that a lot of other people are laughing at something you thought was not funny, at least it'll force you to reconsider.

Everybody funny, now you funny too.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

Most comedians come from a dark past and have a lot of sadness.

Good comedy makes you laugh, and bad comedy makes people you hate laugh.

I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.

There was always another side to a joke, the side of the victim.

Comedy is often about pain.

Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

He's a jokester, and that's funny, very funny. Ha-ha. Very funny.

It's too difficult to start right from scratch and try and be funny out of the blue.

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I love stand-up more than anything, and I'm so happy to have found a way to use it in the show.