Demetri Martin Quotes


If you remove a treehouse from a tree, than it's just a shitty house. Sometimes when i'm in a shitty house, I like to imagine that it's in a tree, than it's like Woah, this house is amazing.


Citations

Martin, Demetri. These Are Jokes. Comedy Central Records, 2006.

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Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
  • Born: May 25, 1973
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Demetri Evan Martin is an American comedian, actor, director, cartoonist and musician. He was a contributor on The Daily Show. In stand-up, he is known for his deadpan delivery, playing his guitar for jokes, and his satirical cartoons. He currently stars as Ice Bear in the Cartoon Network animated series We Bare Bears.