Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn't need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

Any free meal is a good meal, you know?

My love can be easily bought with a steak from Peter Luger's.

I like food. I like eating. And I don't want to deprive myself of good food.

If you combine good flavors, food turns into an orchestra.

I have heard people eat most heartily of another man's meat, that is, what they do not pay for.

Luxury is anything you don't need, right? I mean, you need food, water, clothing, shelter... but good wine, good food, beautiful interiors, nice clothes; those aren't necessities, they are luxuries - it's all luxury.

Because love encompasses everything, nothing is unimportant, including tonight's dinner menu. Think about it for a minute. If you were pure love, the loving parent of all life, how would you want people to eat?

And love can come to everyone, the best things in life are free.

An enemy to whom you show kindness becomes your friend, excepting lust, the indulgence of which increases its enmity.

If somebody has a chance to put my food in their mouth, that tells the story.

I spend my money on holidays and eating out, and it allows me to be generous.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

'Vacation' means titillating my taste buds.

Health food may be good for the conscience but Oreos taste a hell of a lot better.

I think Australian food is probably some of the best in the world.

Folks, if you give people things for free, don't blame them for taking them.

I think steak is the ultimate comfort food, and if you're going out for one, that isn't the time to scrimp on calories or quality.

Lord, give bread to the hungry, and hunger … to those who have bread.

And now my countrymen and women, if you have anything to spare for the soldier, in his name I appeal to you for it. Do not let the speculator have it, though he may offer you enormous prices; spurn him from your door and say to him, that our brave defenders have need for it and shall have it without passing through his greedy fingers.... When they tempt you with higher prices than the State offers, just think for a moment of the soldier and what he is doing for you.

When you get stuff for free, you have no self-worth.

I love to cook for people. It's my honor, honestly. It's what I have to give.

We have to get out there and explain that imperfect tastes just as good.

Eating good food is, to me, one of life's greatest joys, and I will never punish myself for it.

I know the people who eat my food really enjoy it, and those are the people who matter at the end of the day.