Stephen Colbert Quotes


If someone does offer you a job, say 'yes.' You can always quit later. Then at least you'll be one of the unemployed as opposed to one of the never-employed. Nothing looks worse on a resume than nothing.


Citations

Colbert, Stephen. "Northwestern University Commencement Address." Northwestern University, 17 June 2011, Evanston, IL.

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Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
  • Born: May 13, 1964
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Comedian

Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host. He is best known for hosting the satirical Comedy Central program The Colbert Report from 2005 to 2014 and the CBS talk program The Late Show with Stephen Colbert beginning in September 2015.