P. C. Cast Quotes

Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.

Girls seem to get me in trouble a lot of times.

I hate cars.

Most of the trouble in life comes from misunderstanding, I think,' said Anne.

Where there's no mutual respect, there's trouble!

My wife gives good headache.

If I didn't have most of my friends, I wouldn't have most of my problems.

The message about sex and relationships that she had gotten as a child... was confused, contradictory. Sex was for men, and marriage, like lifeboats, was for women and children.

Religions are maintained by people. People who can't get laid, because sex is the first great earthly pleasure. But if you can't get that, power is a pretty good second one. And that's what religion gives to people. Power. Power is sex for people who can't get or don't want or aren't any good at sex itself.

I wouldn't want to assume that all men are like you. If I did, I know I would give them up entirely

Why did people manufacture trouble when there was already so much of it in the world?

Yesterday was not only daylight saving time, but also International Women's Day. What better way to address the issue of inequality for women than giving them a day that's missing an hour.

The thing is, some girls think they can actually change guys. And what’s funny is that if they actually did change them, they’d get bored. They’d have no challenge left. You just have to give girls some time to think of a new way of doing things, that’s all. Some of them will figure it out here. Some later. Some never. I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

It's like my father always said to me, he said to me, he said, Roseanna Roseanadana, it's always something. If it isn't one thing--it's another! It's always something.

Sometimes things don't work like they should.

We have enough trouble with women without giving them M16 rifles.

You have more issues than National Geographic by Austin LeFleur in Hissy Fit

New study reveals men like to cuddle. Another study reveals men will say anything to get into bed with a woman.

I don't know if it's a good idea to give a woman a box of bullets when she's got a pimple.

Were really screwed up, aren't we?" "In a very large way.

America is in such trouble.

There is a great deal of trouble in this world which is not caused by people keeping their mouths shut.

People don't usually come see me because things are going well.

I tell ya, I don't get no respect ... Last week, my wife told me that she was going to cut me down to twice a month. But I thought about it, and I figured that it wasn't too bad. I know a couple of guys that she cut out completely.

You have to change musically. Bubble gum pop was good for the first time you have sex. They didn't want to give the OK on some really good music. It was the frustration of being signed to that label. I was depressed.