Rush Limbaugh Quotes

There are four stages in a marriage. First there's the affair, then the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

There comes a crossroads in every marriage where you grow together or grow apart. I outgrew Len. He wanted me to be in that leather jumpsuit for the rest of my life and do nothing else. He constrained me. It got to a point where the marriage died or I did.

If we did not look to marriage as the principal source of happiness, fewer marriages would end in tears.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I think I was a terrible husband, I think I'm a terrible boyfriend.

I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fear.

Marriage is actually really terrifying. It doesn't work for many people.

Divorce can be crazy. Man, if you're happy... Love is a beast, man. Hold on. Be prepared for any way it may go, and be honest.

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

Somebody who has been in a very bad wreck is going to be very conscientious about not speeding through a yellow light... You just learn so many good lessons when you go through a failed marriage.

If consulted by friends about marital dramas, I always encourage the singles to marry, the married to stick together, the neglectful and wayward to renew their loving commitment and the wronged to forgive.

I don't know, one out of every two marriages ends up in divorce so there's a lot of great people out there who people aren't happy with.

I have a lot of skepticism about marriage and monogamy.

People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.

A marriage can go wrong at any time.

Husbands and wives fight, and when the wife is packing up, the husband says, 'Don't leave! I'm gonna change!' Marriages stay together because people promise to change.

I thought divorce was for people that threw plates at each other, and I'd have to be an alcoholic or having affairs. But the truth is, sometimes a very sweet, well-meaning person just doesn't do it for you, and you need to get out of there.

Communication is the root of marital success from which a strong union can grow, and noncommunicatio n is the rock on which the ship will bash out her keel.

Marriage is wild. I thought it was this perfect land of happiness and joy. Wrong! After you say you do, you don't for a long time.

I was married and divorced at 23.

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

The clearest explanation for the failure of any marriage is that the two people are incompatible; that is, that one is male and the other female.

Nobody, man or woman, has ever wrecked a good marriage.