B. J. Novak Quotes

I love a girl with a sense of humor. Someone who can make me laugh and that I can get along with and talk with and who is just sweet overall, inside and out.

Michael is a funny character, for whom I have a great deal of affection. He sat across his desk and seemed to be a bit of a blunt fellow. We began talking about the characters and he opened up about his vision.

What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I'll make you laugh 20 years from now; that's not going to go away.

I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.

Find me a man who's interesting enough to have dinner with and I'll be happy.

I love someone who can make me laugh. And someone who's secure - I think that's sexy.

I've always surrounded myself with funny people.

I tell my friends married life is boring, but that's just a fun thing to say to make single people feel better.

I don't like going out on a date unless I know the broad a little bit beforehand. By the way, 'broad' to me is not a detrimental term for women; it's simply another word for female. Anyway, I don't really go out a whole lot, because there aren't many girls I like to take out and spend a whole evening with - at least not an evening in public.

Wittiness turns me on more than anything else.

People from New York have been calling, to see if I'm still alive. When I answer the phone, you can hear the disappointment in their voice.

I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

A woman who knows that she doesn't have to get all decked out to look good is sexy. A woman who can make you feel smart with her conversation skills is also sexy. I believe the sense of humor is important.

I can really stir up a conversation. Every time I go to a meeting or a casting, I try to make it as light and funny as I can. I'm always making really awkward jokes. You have to make life fun and not take it too seriously. I may look like I'm very serious and into my work, but if you knew me, I'm just a jokester.

Being told that you are good at banter is like being told that you are a good person.

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic.

Wit is more necessary than beauty; and I think no young woman ugly that has it, and no handsome woman agreeable without it.

I really don't have a type. I never had a type. If I could put them all together, it's, like, the most different grouping. So I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Jordan Peele is famous, in part, for imitations - of rappers and dingbats and the 44th president of the United States. But he would be impossible to imitate. He isn't ribald. He's droll. Sometimes he's not even that. Sometimes he's quiet. Sometimes he's sitting across from you expecting you to hold up your end of a conversation.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

My laugh is filthy. I'd change it if I could, but it's become a trademark.

I enjoy talking to people and sometimes razzing them and that's just me.

My lines are witty in nature and I love to be surrounded by people who are witty.

I've always been a bubbly guy who wanted to mix and have some banter when the time is right.