Emo Philips Quotes


If an asteroid is coming toward you, you don't have to blow it up. You just have to slow it down long enough for our country to rotate out of the way.


Citations

Philips, Emo. E=mo². Epic Records, 1985.

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Emo Philips
Emo Philips
  • Born: February 7, 1956
  • Nationality: American
  • Profession: Actor, Stand-up Comedian, Producer, Writer

Emo Philips is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer and producer. His stand-up comedy persona makes use of paraprosdokians spoken in a wandering falsetto tone of voice. The confused, childlike delivery of his material produces the intended comic timing in a manner invoking the "wisdom of children" or the idiot savant.