Roald Dahl Quotes

He would make a lovely corpse.

I think I could drink my own blood. Is that weird?

He never commanded more than ten men in his life and he ate three of them.

Estragon: What about hanging ourselves? Vladimir: Hmm. It'd give us an erection.

They tried boiling books, but that didn't work very well." "I'm surprised they haven't tried boiling one another." "Oh, it's been tried," Galladon said. "Fortunately. something happens to us during the Shaod—apparently the flesh of a dead man doesn't taste too good. Kolo? In fact, it's so violently bitter that no one can keep it down." "It's nice to see that cannibalism has been so logically ruled out as an option," Raoden said dryly

Bring me the head of Elton John . . . which is one instance in which meat would not be murder, if it were served on a plate.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

Your woman tells me you will hunt me down and eat my marrow while I live." "Did she?" Charles looked at her, and she saw the approval in his face. She doubted anyone else would have read anything at all. His voice was a caress, just for her. "Would you like that, love?

"What do women want?" "They eat green salad and drink human blood."

I want your heart, I want to eat your children.

He's no more human than I am, ma petite." At least I'm not dead." That can be remedied.

The dripping blood our only drink, The bloody flesh our only food: In spite of which we like to think That we are sound, substantial flesh and blood Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good.

I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?

I eat meat because meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty dam good!

If you kill me, I promise you - you will never take me alive.

For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank.

Ok first things first I'll eat your brains Then Imma start rockin gold teeth & fangs

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend." "And I to see you dead.

You mean they killed her?" asked David. They ate her," said Brother Number One. "With porridge. That's what 'ran away and was never seen again' means in these parts. It means 'eaten.'" Um and what about 'happily ever after'?" asked David, a little uncertainly. "What does that mean?" Eaten quickly," said Brother Number One.

A woman after my own heart. (Stryker) You’re absolutely right about that. Nothing would please me more than ripping that organ out of you and feasting on it. (Zephyra)

I was talking cannibalism, not romance.

A reasonable being might think that he and I could find some common ground; have a cup of coffee and compare our Passengers, exchange trade talk and chitchat about dismemberment techniques. But no: Doakes wanted me dead. And I found it difficult to share his point of view.

I could EAT YOUR HEART & asshole you'd never know it.

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti