George Best Quotes

I'm like a child trying to do everything, say everything and be everything all at once.

I can't be all things to everyone.

I'd love to be able to multiply because then I could be in lots of different places at once.

It's a lot harder to do an ensemble because your energy is going in so many different places, and you have to cover everybody. You have to sort of split your attention.

I have been juggling so many roles. I am a mother, too. I have three sons to take care of. I don't even know how I manage to pull it off sometimes.

Their minds sang with the ecstatic knowledge that either what they were doing was completely and utterly and totally impossible or that physics had a lot of catching up to do.

No matter how bad you think something is, when you look into it, it's always worse.

I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur.

I did a lot of lying. I went through a big lying phase when I was in like third and fourth grade. I told all my friends I was in Les Misérables, and I was not. I also told them I was an Indian princess. Also not an Indian princess.

Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170 is like asking a man to wire a plug while juggling. Penguins. While making love. To a beautiful woman while on fire, on stage. In front of the Queen. It's all going to go wrong.

But one may say something and yet not be able to do it. Try, for instance, lifting yourself up by the bootstraps.

You can be in London at 10 o'clock and in New York at 10 o'clock. I have never found another way of being in two places at once.

It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.

To expect an impossibility is madness.

I only mean forty per cent of what I say.

Collin Singleton could no more stay cool than a blue whale could stay skinny or Bangladesh could stay rich

The little honesty that exists among authors is discernible in the unconscionable way they misquote from the writings of others.

The Queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted into the stadium. What was even more amazing was when Prince Charles flew in using his ears as a hang glider.

People exaggerate the value of things they haven't got everybody worships truth and unselfishness because they have no experience with them

Everybody exaggerates a little bit.

Well, I always talk about how I used to work at an insane asylum and stuff, which is true, but to be honest, I just make crap up more than anything else.

He who attempts to make others believe in means which he himself despises is a puffer; he who makes use of more means than he knows to be necessary is a quack; and he who ascribes to those means a greater efficacy than his own experience warrants is an impostor.

We aim above the mark, to hit the mark. Every act hath some falsehood of exaggeration in it.

Control puberty?" snorted the bodyguard."If you manage that, you'll be the first.

I think probably anyone would say, the worst and the hardest things to deal with is when people say things that aren't true. Or that are kind of true but exaggerated.