Nick Kroll Quotes

I think I'd like my hair to be perfect.

My hair routine is to let someone else do it.

I get calls, emails and get asked in the grocery store when I'm not looking that great... 'I love your hair. Where do you get it done?'

I go to the barbers every two weeks.

I get a lot of people asking if my hair is a wig because it is in an elaborate style. I assure them it is all my own.

I still go to a salon where a gal does my hair, and I don't know if it's because I'm a celebrity but by the time I leave there, we are eating chicken and talking and screaming.

I am the worst at doing my hair. I have no clue how to do it; I just feel like I need to go to hair beauty school or something because it's really becoming a problem.

I have my hair done by Valery Joseph, who does a version of the Palm Beach crash helmet so that it doesn't move.

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

I have no detectable hair style.

I don't like to do much with my hair - which is good, because I don't know how! I just always make sure I have a great haircut.

I had long hair when I was a teenager.

I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights.

I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favorite style is long, real hair in a dusty blonde-brown color.

I hate the only one of my book jackets when I was made up professionally, my hair made into a smooth bell.

I used to be a hairdresser.

I loathe hair salons. People have always told me I am in the wrong business because I can't stand getting my hair cut or having it messed around with. Hairdressers feel as if they've got to be your shrinks. I just want them to do my hair so I can get out of there.

Doesn't everyone have their hair done?

Like my makeup, I keep my hair simple. It's either down or in a ponytail.

I'm not very gifted for hairdos. I don't like gel and all those products.

My hair is naturally blond and thin, so I like to give it some texture. Sexy, dirty bedhead is good for blonds.

Celebrity haircuts are one of the great perks of even a little media profile.

Let's make Donald Trump explain his hair.

I never get my hair done. I just do it myself.

I have so much hair.