Joe Walsh Quotes

I'm always one time zone behind myself.

I have so many miles and I've been flying for so long that every time I fly, it's first class. It's one of those things that, if I needed to jump on a plane, and fly to Spain tomorrow, I know I could get it done. Just like that.

You fly for hours and hours and hours over Africa to go from one place to another.

The next time you experience a blackout, take some solace by looking at the sky. You will not recognize it.

When I first came in the business, I had a couple of close calls on planes going to London for shows. There was one time where the plane had to fly around until a storm ended, and then we started having a question about fuel, so we had to go through the storm. It was the worst thing that ever happened in my life. That really messed me up.

It was an hour and a half plane ride, so I slept. I try to sleep because that's probably the only time I get to get my real sleep. When I can't sleep I read books or watch movies.

My sleep is very important, and I have to have at least eight hours every night in order to function properly the next day. Unfortunately, flying through several time zones makes me disorientated, and it takes several days to readjust.

It's not unusual for me to wake up in the middle of the night and not know where I am. I take sleep medication to deal with all the flights. But I find it helps to eat at the same time every day.

My family went to Toronto to visit relatives when I was 13 or 14. It was the first time we had ever been abroad. This was the early Eighties, and I remember the impossible glamour of air travel - my mum spending days trying to decide what she was going to wear on the plane.

I woke up many mornings not knowing what I'd done the night before. I'm amazed I'm not dead.

Mommy smoked but she didn't want us to. She saw smoke coming out of the barn one time, so we got whipped.

Often, I do translatlantic overnight flights from New York, and when I land, I have to do my eyes - I feel weird without it.

Flights' grew out of a time when I was travelling a lot.

I remember the first time that I flew on an airplane overseas, it was about when I was seven; it was 1969.

My first flight was in my early 20s, from New York City to Los Angeles, to shoot a Cherry 7-UP commercial.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I don't remember going to bed, but in the morning, there I was.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

When you're shooting that fast end to end, you wake up in a hotel and you don't know where you are. You're dreaming of Singapore, you wake up in Hong Kong. Or you just lose track. It's one of the reasons I'm staying in hotels that I know I've stayed in before, and they don't look like other hotels.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.

Time's arrow, we are told, is a one-way thing. . . Memory's arrow, like the needle of a compass too close to a lodestone, spins in all directions.

I've spent half my life on planes.

Five hours' New York jet lag and Cayce Pollard wakes in Camden Town to the dire and ever-circling wolves of disrupted circadian rhythm.

I am aware that success is more than a good idea. It is timing too.