Rita Rudner Quotes

I was a firm believer that if you get married, then that should be it. But it's sadly not always the case; sometimes people can't remain together for whatever reason.

Everyone knows that when you go through a divorce, it's a really difficult time for both parties and you've all - you believe, you both believe, individually, that you've put your best into it.

What's really hard is that you could care a lot for someone and not want to live with him anymore.

I only wanted to get married once, so when I felt I was ready to handle it, I looked at my relationships and noticed that boyfriends get tired of girlfriends, and vice versa, but you never get tired of your friends.

I'm certainly not the only person to have gone through a divorce. I'm not the only person who's had heartbreak.

Being married was a huge part of my life. I spent six and a half years with someone, and it didn't work. Anyone in a long-term relationship knows how hard that is.

'Alarm' and 'Ciao Adios' are about the same person, yeah.

When you're going through a divorce it's hard.

I want my best friend back, she thinks, because without him nothing is good and nothing is right.

I finally just slept with my high school crush. But I swear; now he expects me to go to his graduation - like I know where I'm going to be in three years.

Even though I'm a free spirit, I like to keep my friends and my lovers separate. I have extraordinary friends, but I don't want to see them naked.

Then it was this big thing. She was like, 'I never want to see you again', and I was like, 'Fine. Okay? Fine. Then get some special goggles.

Stuart needs "space" and "time," as if this were physics and not a human relationship.

Right after I graduated, my girlfriend, who I had been going out with for five years, dumped me, and my grandmother died.

I want to get married but I look at husbands the same way I look at tattoos. I want one, but I can't decide what I want, and I don't want to be stuck with something I'd grow to hate and have surgically removed.

There's something every woman wants, and that's a man to blame.

I shook my head and turned away, unable to hear this. “I’m leaving now. I really don’t want to see you again. Nothing personal. Well, yeah, actually it is.

The person who wants out of the relationship always gets her way.

The whole "misery loves company" thing never applies more than when you're breaking up. The thought that the other person is doing fine is simply too much to bear.

I love you' really is the gateway drug of breaking up.

After dating for five years, my relationship with Irina Shayk has come to an end. We believed it would be best for both of us to take this step now. I wish Irina the greatest happiness.

Take it back Oh, take it back I don't want your lovin', anymore Let me live Oh, let me live It's not you who I sing for

being with someone for over a year can mean that you love them … but it can also mean you’re trapped.

—I don't want to lose you —Then why are you the one that keeps letting go?

While I'm fine with you two dating and being happy, please try not to break his heart too much when the time comes.